Tuesday, 17 May 2011 15:20

Quotes From Julia Child

 

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"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook."

Published in Food!

 

"First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie-the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches.

May she be Beautiful but not Damaged, for it's the Damage that draws the creepy soccer coach's eye, not the Beauty.

When the Crystal Meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half. And stick with Beer.

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