Even those without children can imagine the amount of clutter and objects that enter your life when the little creatures come out. They make a mess, demand attention and they don't even pay rent. Furniture extraordinaire Frederik Roijé has invented the all-in-one, triple-use chair slash lamp slash table, a neat and tidy addition to your child's room. With furniture this efficient, you can train your babies for a life of modular living (well, houses aren't getting any cheaper) and perhaps even teach them to answer your phone and make you appointments. You might as well use them for something, right?