One of the rules of the parent–child relationship is that the child is going to say and weird things which the parent then gets to exploit for a funny story. When the child grows up and becomes a parent, the cycle continues. Kids are weird, all the time. Them's the rules.
Nathan Ripperger is a designer, illustrator, and parent whose kids have said enough weird stuff to him that he decided to capitalize it. "Things I've Said to My Children" is a series of the best and strangest things that Nathan has had to say to his children, who seem like they know how to have fun.