Recent sightings of UFOs off the coast of California, have now been confirmed to be Japanese balloon-dress models--caught in eastward updrafts--drifting across the Pacific. Plans to shoot down the Japanese balloon-dress models with pellet guns have been delayed due to concerns for public safety and environmental impact.
Reports that the Japanese have summoned Godzilla, Mothra, and two tiny twin girls to rescue further airborn Japanese balloon-dress models have not been confirmed.
Godzilla could not be reached for comment.
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